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Humorist Barry Parham is back with another acute collection of satire, targeting politics and other evils. And when Barry's inside the Beltway, no party is safe.
Includes the award-winning story "Razing Arizona!"
Excerpts from Blush
"I'm building a politician, in case you're looking to buy one. For a while there, I was thinking of running for office myself. But I'm not going to lie to you. And there it is. If I can't lie to you, I'm not politically viable."
"Before the ceremony, the incoming First Couple met the outgoing First Couple on the steps of the White House. Suddenly, the Clintons leapt out of the First Shrubbery, stole the gift, and spirited it off to their First Legacy Museum. Bill Clinton then pardoned the shrubbery."
"During a bone-chilling outbreak of global warming, Barack Obama was inaugurated President of the United States, got three votes for the Papacy, and won the Rose Bowl. He immediately set the tone for his administration by having world-class musicians fake a music performance while not paying their taxes. The new President then introduced us to his "twin-teleprompter" speaking style, making him look like he's constantly talking to two very tall voters on opposite sides of the room. Later in the month, Congress presented a Health Care Bill that everybody agreed was probably well-written."
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