Signed copies -- $12.00 each
(there's that old friend's discount)
Barry Parham unleashes this set of satire, humor, and indignations. His perorations poke at family, dating, politics, culture, good and bad decisions, and ferrets.
Includes the award-winning stories "Going Green, Seeing Red" and "Driving Miss Conception!"
"Why I Hate Straws," the latest release from humorist Barry Parham, is an eclectic compilation of observations about life on Planet Earth.
Excerpts from Why I Hate Straws
"I finally decided to try one of the new, non-threatening light bulbs -- you know, one of those curly things that looks like soft-serve ice cream, costs more than a tanning bed, and is guaranteed to save me up to 12 cents between now and the formation of any new continents."
"You may be thinking, though probably not, 'how does a mere mortal build a web site?' Well, it's really quite simple. I type normal human words, wrap them in weird code words, and suddenly you're able to download air-brushed pictures of moody Nordic women."
"Health insurance can't possibly kill you, because you never actually get any health insurance. What you get is a health insurance policy, written by some deranged lunatic, sitting in a dark bar booth at 2am, with a legal thesaurus and a "How To Cheat At Scrabble" paperback, near the tailing end of a probably toxic and definitely criminal bout of participation in Intravenous Tequila Injection Nite."
